Ivan the Terrible did many not-very-nice things, but perhaps a contender for most nasty is how he treated the architect of Saint Basil's Cathedral. A man who designed a building so pretty, so fantastical - I mean, just look at this thing;

(Right, I gotta get the design team to stop hiding the featured card behind the bun in the Quarter Pounder Pack key images. One sec...)

There you go - Saint Basil's Cathedral! What a beautiful vision, even surrounded by pickles. Such a majestic building deserves a card with a majestic ability; one gets better the later into the game you play it (starting off as a lowly 5/40 on Round 1, but on Round 5, if you get that far, it's a 5/120!)

Ivan the Terrible thought it was pretty great too, and that's why he, errr... had the architect blinded so that he could never design a more awesome building. Not because of the card ability, to be clear, because the building was so great.