Oh boy, here we go.
So today we're releasing a Twin Paradox card. You can get it in the 50/50 Pack, alongside Binary, and the easiest thing to do would be to just translate something pithy to binary and call it a news story. We're taking the high road though; give us a minute to get our heads around the Twin Paradox, then we'll come back and say something witty about it.
seven hours pass
Okay, right... so, twin 1 goes off into space, right... twin 2 stays on earth, lives their life etc. how about, erm, twin 1 comes back and appears younger, but they age real quick when they realise that the spiralling cost of living means that they can't afford a home. There you go, satire, please can we go home now