Watch out, cryptid hunters! Some sceptics are claiming that sightings of the Dover Demon are simply owls. What a foolish suggestion. That’s what the demon WANTS US TO THINK!!!
In fact, according to local legend* a strange lady holding a log ran through the town of Dover screaming the following:
“THE OWLS ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM!
THE OWLS ARE STILL NOT WHAT THEY SEEM!
THE THINGS THAT CALL THEMSELVES OWLS ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM!”
This was recorded in a report by a special agent in the area at the time and we had to bribe him with some damn fine coffee and pie in order to see his report.
We think these strange ramblings may include our next THREE clues in our hunt for the demon! We’re getting close now. Only one more day of investigating and we’re sure to Craft, I mean catch the horrid thing!
*local legend made up by AvidEmma, please don’t come for us if you’re actually from Dover, we’re very sorry.
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If you are new to our special Crafted cards, don’t fear! Here are some handy hints to help you out:
Watch out, cryptid hunters! Some sceptics are claiming that sightings of the Dover Demon are simply owls. What a foolish suggestion. That’s what the demon WANTS US TO THINK!!!
In fact, according to local legend* a strange lady holding a log ran through the town of Dover screaming the following:
“THE OWLS ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM!
THE OWLS ARE STILL NOT WHAT THEY SEEM!
THE THINGS THAT CALL THEMSELVES OWLS ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM!”
This was recorded in a report by a special agent in the area at the time and we had to bribe him with some damn fine coffee and pie in order to see his report.
We think these strange ramblings may include our next THREE clues in our hunt for the demon! We’re getting close now. Only one more day of investigating and we’re sure to Craft, I mean catch the horrid thing!
*local legend made up by AvidEmma, please don’t come for us if you’re actually from Dover, we’re very sorry.
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If you are new to our special Crafted cards, don’t fear! Here are some handy hints to help you out: