Brain the size of a planet? We’re here for you, with loads more to learn about the three androids in today’s Paranoid Android pack.

We’ve got every millennial’s favorite robot, ASIMO. With his big Disneyesque eyes and his clumsy little steps, ASIMO puts the CUTE in ROBOT TAKEOVER.

We've also got iCub, a brand new contender for Most Charming Robot award!

And when it comes to unnecessarily dench, Terminator-style robodudes with 8-pack abs carved into the steel of their stomach, we’ve got TOPIO, who’s really good at… er… ping-pong.

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