September 11, 2021

Mead me in the Middle

Dan

Do you ever feel like you're missing the right words? Like you just need a little bit of help to ... you know... what's the word... erm... do... news... not bad? The Norse Gods had a thing for that - the Mead of Poetry, a drink that would give you poetic inspiration and, let me tell you, their app's news stories were absolutely phenomenal.

We've also got the Cashew Nut Tree card later today. This new Tremendous Tree will give your Primates an Energy reduction, and a big power buff for nature's biggest cashew nut*, the Panamanian White-faced Capuchin.

This evening there's a chance to stock up on gems with the Past Perfect pack, and keep an eye out for a very tasty surprise...


*see, here, the word "nut" is being used as a synonym for "fan", but I've just made it sound like the Panamanian White-faced Capuchin is a nut. It's not. It's a monkey. It doesn't even look like a nut.

September 11, 2021

Mead me in the Middle

Dan

Do you ever feel like you're missing the right words? Like you just need a little bit of help to ... you know... what's the word... erm... do... news... not bad? The Norse Gods had a thing for that - the Mead of Poetry, a drink that would give you poetic inspiration and, let me tell you, their app's news stories were absolutely phenomenal.

We've also got the Cashew Nut Tree card later today. This new Tremendous Tree will give your Primates an Energy reduction, and a big power buff for nature's biggest cashew nut*, the Panamanian White-faced Capuchin.

This evening there's a chance to stock up on gems with the Past Perfect pack, and keep an eye out for a very tasty surprise...


*see, here, the word "nut" is being used as a synonym for "fan", but I've just made it sound like the Panamanian White-faced Capuchin is a nut. It's not. It's a monkey. It doesn't even look like a nut.