October 23, 2021

More Speed, Less Haast

Dan

Hello! What have we got for you on this fine Saturday?

Apologies - the Haast's Eagle card's ability was changed last minute, so the card itself didn't make it onto the artwork I was given for this news story in time, but the graphic's so awesome I couldn't not use it. Seriously, I'm thinking about framing it.

Hang on, I've got the card somewhere... giz a sec... all right, got it.

So, it's a great way to get a bunch of Energy/Turn, but you have to have won at least 1 round already and win the turn you play it on. If you do, it's better than El Dorado! Which implies that we ought to buff El Dorado...

We've also got our newest synergy pack, the Spooky Synergy Pack!

Now, you might be thinking "hang on, how do any of those synergise at all?" And the answer is, they don't - YET. Next week we'll be releasing our new Horrible Halloween cards, and some of them will feature buffs to the cards in this pack - so, grab it now to get ready for them to be unleashed (and because it's a great opportunity to get Halloween Crab!)

Finally, this evening we've got the Spooktacular Avatar Pack, which you'll definitely want to get your HAND on.

Because the avatar is a zombie hand. You get Gems and Coins too, of course, but the zombie hand is the thing I need you to focus on for the purposes of the joke. Kindly bear that in mind while I repeat the gag for everyone who didn't get it the first time. Ahem;

Finally, this evening we've got the Spooktacular Avatar Pack, which you'll definitely want to get your HAND on.

October 23, 2021

More Speed, Less Haast

Dan

Hello! What have we got for you on this fine Saturday?

Apologies - the Haast's Eagle card's ability was changed last minute, so the card itself didn't make it onto the artwork I was given for this news story in time, but the graphic's so awesome I couldn't not use it. Seriously, I'm thinking about framing it.

Hang on, I've got the card somewhere... giz a sec... all right, got it.

So, it's a great way to get a bunch of Energy/Turn, but you have to have won at least 1 round already and win the turn you play it on. If you do, it's better than El Dorado! Which implies that we ought to buff El Dorado...

We've also got our newest synergy pack, the Spooky Synergy Pack!

Now, you might be thinking "hang on, how do any of those synergise at all?" And the answer is, they don't - YET. Next week we'll be releasing our new Horrible Halloween cards, and some of them will feature buffs to the cards in this pack - so, grab it now to get ready for them to be unleashed (and because it's a great opportunity to get Halloween Crab!)

Finally, this evening we've got the Spooktacular Avatar Pack, which you'll definitely want to get your HAND on.

Because the avatar is a zombie hand. You get Gems and Coins too, of course, but the zombie hand is the thing I need you to focus on for the purposes of the joke. Kindly bear that in mind while I repeat the gag for everyone who didn't get it the first time. Ahem;

Finally, this evening we've got the Spooktacular Avatar Pack, which you'll definitely want to get your HAND on.