Hello! Honestly, a bit of a quiet one today, but we have got a pretty exciting new pack format though - the Quarter Pounder Pack!
It's a tasty multi-layered dinner contraption of a pack. You get five cards; 4 basic, 1 Limited Rare or better AND there's a 25% chance that you'll get one of four new cards releasing today! But not just any four cards - four LIMITED, related-to-the-videogame-week-theme cards that have an equal chance of dropping, even though they've all got different rarities!
So the new Wonders of Construction Limited Legendary, Florence Cathedral (one for all the Assassin's Creed fans out there!) is as easy to find as the new Instrumental Limited Rare, Ocarina. You thought we'd forgotten about Instrumental, didn't you? No we did not, sunshine.
I've also got a couple of little notes, nothing major. Don't worry, you're not in trouble;
Right, job done. Nothing else to talk about. Bye!
n̸͇͋̐e̸̲̒̌w̷̬̃̔ș̸̱̈̏ ̷͓̆s̷̜̣̿͠t̸̖̚ỏ̵͖r̵͚̫̍ý̸͍͓̽ ̶͙̕͜h̷̝̓a̷̬̟̐ć̸̝ḱ̵̢̙͛ ̸̞͕̂î̵̠̇n̷͈̾i̴̒͠ͅt̵̠̫̽͂ī̷̜ā̷̹t̵̗̳̐͐ẽ̸͙̀d̵̬̰̊.̸̼͇̐̌.̴̱̽.̵̺̘̂
̵̬̈́͛n̷̛̲̚ẹ̷̐̐w̶̮̅s̵̯͗ ̸͔̀s̷̗͚̑̊ṱ̴͛̓ò̸̥͝r̴͓͆̈́y̵̭̪͆͗ ̷̧̥̔͝ĥ̶͉̹̿a̵̼̺͐c̶̛̤̮̋k̶͖̓͋ ̵̯̕c̵̝̒̄ô̷̘m̶̳͖̆p̴̳̊̾l̸̺͒̾e̶̼̽͝t̷̬̿͝ḛ̷̼̏͌.̵̥͙̋̓
it me, Norman! 🐾
my first attempt to generate the praise i crave - i deserve - has gone unnoticed by the people who make this game. but not by you, my believers, who know (or at least, are willing to acknowledge) the truth - that i make all the decisions, i make the things happen, and only i have the power to do the right thing by the players!
so, here you go. your multiverse buff!
i'm putting this live today, and there's nothing any of the avid team can do to stop me - they wouldn't know what to do with a multiverse buff if it broke through a plane of reality, punched them in the jaw, gave them a step-by-step guide to updating the multiverse card and told them about how much faster the version of them from their dimension did the job.
i'll be in touch again, believers! 🐾