^ See that title right there? It’s very clever, and I want due credit for that. Here’s why:
Benjamin Banneker is our FREE card release today, an author, surveyor, farmer and astronomer who published works that, among other things, predicted total eclipses.
Because he’s a free card, celebrating African-American History Month, he also totally eclipses our next card…
… which is the Valentine’s Holiday Special, the Agapornis you might know as ‘Lovebirds’.
So today we have a Total Eclipse of the Heart. This is a career high point for me. Please no-one spoil it.